Polly Amorous and company do Dickens beneath the mistletoe in Cardiff’s most raucous anti-panto.

With drag, burlesque, circus, and singing, XXXmas Carol will have you falling out your chair.

This weird recreation of Charles Dickens’ yuletide nightmare is ideal if you want your holiday festivities to be a touch more wicked than sweet.

We visited the local bars, jails, and workhouses to bring you the strangest and most amazing artists in south Wales, including Rahim El Habachi, Foo Foo LaBelle, Bunmi Odumosu, Eric McGill, and Geraint Owen.

Forget about the previous Christmases; this is a Christmas gift to remember for the rest of your Christmases yet to come. You’d be a wuss if you missed it.